Turning daisies into guns
It’s been a while since I posted anything on here. Why? Cos I ain’t a slave to the machine! I ain’t a robot that does as it is bid. I...
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Richard Haywood
- Jul 15, 2015
- 8 min
Spider in the room 3
‘Holy fuck! When did you get back?’ ‘Just now.’ ‘Creepy little shit jumping up like that. Could have warned me.’ ‘Didn’t want to...
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Richard Haywood
- Jun 28, 2015
- 5 min
Spider in the room 2
‘Ah you’re back then.’ ‘Looks like it.’ ‘Had a nice day?’ ‘Yeah I guess…what the fuck? What’s this?’ ‘What?’ ‘The hell is that?’ ...
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Richard Haywood
- Jun 27, 2015
- 10 min
Spider in the room.
“Oh my fucking god…” “What?” “What the…Bloody hell you made me jump.” “I didn’t do anything.” “Did I touch you?” “No!” “I did. I...
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Richard Haywood
- Jan 13, 2015
- 4 min
Spoilt misogynist twat is what you are
I’m not allowed to express political views or make comments on political stuff. I’d get in the shit. But…by fuckity I can comment on...
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Richard Haywood
- Jan 11, 2015
- 7 min
Go on…have a go!
Hello campers. How was your Christmas / festive season / holiday period / associated or non-associated religious or faith based or...
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Richard Haywood
- Dec 5, 2014
- 1 min
Dead Life by D Harrison Schleicher
Dead Life by D Harrison Schleicher Writing is bloody hard. Bloody hard. Solitary. Time consuming. Unforgiving. But worth it when a new...
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Richard Haywood
- Nov 26, 2014
- 3 min
Day Sixteen…my apologies
I’ve been told off and I am writing this from the naughty step. Ebooks are not normal mainstream books and one of the best things I love...
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Richard Haywood
- Nov 22, 2014
- 2 min
The Undead Day Sixteen competition
The Undead Day Sixteen has been released and what a response! The day of release is always a time of intense nerves on my part. There is...
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Richard Haywood
- Nov 21, 2014
- 1 min
The Undead Day Sixteen
The Undead Day Sixteen Out now Competition coming soon…
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Richard Haywood
- Nov 18, 2014
- 2 min
The Undead Day Sixteen
The Undead Day Sixteen Stop fucking about and get on with it. This is my mantra. A code of ethics to live by. A whole set of values to...
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Richard Haywood
- Oct 23, 2014
- 9 min
The art of conversation…and not being a dick during a conversation.
We’re all doomed. Doomed I tell ya. Doomed to become a nation of idiots who talk at each other. Doomed to descend into a primeval swamp...
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Richard Haywood
- Oct 17, 2014
- 9 min
Crusty…oh Jesus Christ!!!!
I have four German Shepherds This is a picture of three of them. Danza in the distance. Milka in the middle and Bear is the closest. ...
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Richard Haywood
- Oct 2, 2014
- 3 min
Book of Shorts Volume One
The Book of Shorts is my first foray into the world of the short story, only you can’t really call ’em short stories as they’re too...
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Richard Haywood
- Sep 3, 2014
- 1 min
The Second Reality: Gateway City, an introduction.
What if you created a new world with its own set of rules? What if you and another person discussed the creation of this new world? Would...
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Richard Haywood
- Aug 22, 2014
- 6 min
Sacrificial Virgin German Shepherd Goats.
Sometimes you have to lie and sometimes telling a lie is the right thing to do. They used to be called “white” lies which denoted a sense...
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Richard Haywood
- Aug 7, 2014
- 5 min
Culture is subjective…
Culture. What is it and why is it one of those words that immediately makes me feel a bit guilty, like I should be more cultured, have...
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Richard Haywood
- Jul 18, 2014
- 15 min
The Undead went to London and it was your fault….
I blame you. All of you. None of this is my fault and all of you are entirely to blame so go and sit on the naughty step and just think...
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Richard Haywood
- Jun 12, 2014
- 7 min
I need your help
I need your help. Keep calm and carry on, stiff-upper lip, best foot forward and never show your emotions. Fifteen years ago I was a...
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